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Compliance in Seventeen Syllables
Being a compliance pro can bring out all the feels. One day, you’re on top of the world because your Board gave you a shout-out at the last quarterly meeting for improving speak-up metrics.🌟
The next, you’re sending out job applications to run skee-ball at any Chuck E. Cheese within a 50-mile radius because you’re so over people ignoring your training reminders. 🐭
It’s the kind of emotional roller coaster that inspires the world’s greatest poetry ➡️ And that’s exactly why we’re sharing some compliance poems of our own for International Haiku Poetry Day!
Source: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
We hope you enjoy our team’s creativity, and we also hope that some of these Design Clubhouse suggestions will make your compliance job a haiku lot easier.
When your employees start to show more interest in compliance. 😺
I'm told I have to,
But I don't understand why.
I need to know why.
(Check out Why should I care about compliance?)
When you’re fed up with people stealing your lunch. 🥪
Compliance is nice.
Good behavior is better.
How can we do both?
(Give our How we treat each other around the office job aid a go.)
When you have to follow up again. 📑
Hi, it's Compliance,
Seeking your attestation.
We'll try tomorrow.
(Watch for our Overdue training reminders, coming in May!)
When you need some ethics ambassadors to help.🆘
Board report is due.
Many fires to put out.
Better call Broadcat.
(Miss our Ethics Ambassadors webinar? Click here for the recording!)
When you're trying to do more with less. 😰
Compliance is key.
Ethics and integrity!
What's legal and free?
(Join Compliance Design Club and get free stuff every quarter!)
When you just want to phone it in, so you ask AI to do it for you.*
Following the rules,
Compliance brings order and peace,
(Maybe skip the AI and give Broadcat’s Compliance Advisory a call instead.)
*Notice that 8-syllable middle line. Try again, ChatGPT!
When you’re inspired to write your own poetry.
Got your own haiku?
Share it with us on LinkedIn.
We’d love to read it!